100 Wildest, Wackiest, Craziest & Quirkiest Songs
Criteria: Are you kidding? This is a totally subjective & fun list & as such makes no claim of an official nature. The list was assembled from a broad perspective of the famous, semi-famous and in a few cases the never should have been famous.
Wildest, Wackiest Songs
1. Bird Song
The Holy Modal Rounders
2. I Won't Leave My Wooden Wife For You
United States of America
3. Death Cab For Cutie
Bonzo Dog Band
4. Eat That Phone Book Coda
Gong
5. You Just Want Meat
Jackson Browne
6. Brown Shoes Don't Make It
The Mothers of Invention
7. The Old Dope Peddler
Tom Lehrer
8. Beatle Bones 'N' Smokin Stones
Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band
9. Sat D-Y BarFly
Family
10. You Never Blow Yr Trip
Gong
11. Our Drummer Always Plays In The Nude
West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band
The Holy Modal Rounders
2. I Won't Leave My Wooden Wife For You
United States of America
3. Death Cab For Cutie
Bonzo Dog Band
4. Eat That Phone Book Coda
Gong
5. You Just Want Meat
Jackson Browne
6. Brown Shoes Don't Make It
The Mothers of Invention
7. The Old Dope Peddler
Tom Lehrer
8. Beatle Bones 'N' Smokin Stones
Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band
9. Sat D-Y BarFly
Family
10. You Never Blow Yr Trip
Gong
11. Our Drummer Always Plays In The Nude
West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band
12. Spam Song
Monty Python
13. Swastikas On Parade
The Residents
14. G Man Hoover
Van Dyke Parks
15. Bow Tie Daddy
The Mothers of Invention
16. Eric The Half A Bee
Monty Python
17. Bald Headed End of a Broom
Kaleidoscope
18. Boogie
John Hartford
19. Sold To The Highest Buddha
Gong
20. My Home Town
Tom Lehrer
21. The Dust Blows Forward 'N' The Dust Blows Back
Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band
22. The Minotaur's Song
The Incredible String Band
23. The Duji Song
The Holy Modal Rounders
24. The Toonerville Trolley
The Electric Prunes
25. Several Species of Small Furry Animals
Pink Floyd
26. Jesus Was Way Cool
King Missile
27. The American Way of Love
United States of America
28. Since His Penis Came Between Us
John Hiatt
29. Are You Hung Up?
The Mothers of Invention
30. Mad John
Small Faces
31. Dali's Car
Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band
32. Policeman's Ball
Spirit
33. Berkshire Poppies
Traffic
34. I Got It From Agnes
Tom Lehrer
35. Sit On My Face
Month Python
36. You're a Good Man Albert Brown
Dukes of Stratosphere
37. Sdrawkcab Klat (Talk Backwards)
Steve Goodman
38. Lawrence Of Euphoria
Alexander 'Skip' Spence
39. Let's Talk Dirty In Hawaiian
John Prine
40. APH. 'P's Advice
Gong
41. Hot House of Omagarashid
The Yardbirds
42. Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
The Mothers of Invention
43. Street Singer
Clear Light
44. Smack Your Lips/Clap Your Teeth
The Residents
45. There Ain't No Santa Claus On The Evenin' Stage
Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band
46. The Spider Bite Song
The Flaming Lips
47. Hot Poop
The Mothers of Invention
48. The Vegetable Song
Steve Goodman
49. I'm The Urban Spaceman
Bonzo Dog Band
50. A Small Package of Value Will Come To You Shortly
Jefferson Airplane
51. Jollity Farm
Bonzo Dog Band
52. Ah, Sunflower Weary of Time
The Fugs
53. Hope I Never Find Me There
Traffic
54. Big Ted
The Incredible String Band
55. The Gravity Car
Olivia Tremor Control
56. My Marge
The Move
57. I Bet They Won't Play This On The Radio
Monty Python
58. Unidentified Flying Being
Steve Hillage
59. Go Where You Wanna Go
The Residents
60. Three Jolly Little Dwarfs
Tomorrow
61. The STP Song
The Holy Modal Rounders
62. America Drinks & Goes Home
The Mothers of Invention
63. A Concise British Alphabet Pt 1
The Soft Machine
64. She Don't Use Jelly
The Flaming Lips
65. A Bird In The Cage
Jules Shear
66. CTA 102
The Byrds
67. ZZ Top Goes To Egypt
Camper Van Beethoven
68. Antwerp's Placebo
The Grateful Dead
69. The Saga of Sydney Spacepig
Jefferson Airplane
70. Fruitcake Makes Me Puke
Bill Engvall
71. Dr Jazz
Bonzo Dog Band
72. Fish
Steve Hillage
73. Way Back In The 1960's
The Incredible String Band
74. I Let My Daddy Do That
Holly Golightly
75. Beasht Inshide
Viv Stanshall
76. Good Wizzard, Naughty Wizzard
Aquarian Age
77. They Laughed When I Sat Down at The Piano
Egg
78. Rawlison End
Bonzo Dog Band
79. Only The Strange Remain
Mickey Hart
80. Mutant Stomp
The Fugs
81. Hog of The Forsaken
Michael Hurley
82. A Cautionary Song
The Decemberists
83. Jacksonville
Sufjan Stevens
84. Hunting Tigers Out In 'Indiah'
Bonzo Dog Band
85. Ali Baba's Camel
Bonzo Dog Band
86. Bad Trip
Fifty Foot Hose
87. Call Any Vegetable
The Mothers of Invention
88. Say Hello To Jamie
The Red Crayola
89. Why Don't You Eat Carrots
Faust
90. Kiss My Ass
Country Joe McDonald
91. Serial Girlfriend
Holly Golightly
92. Salesman
Maitreya Kali
93. Two Headed Boy
Neutral Milk Hotel
94. Happy Rolling Cowboy
The Holy Modal Rounders
95. The Mad Hatter's Song
The Incredible String Band
96. Never Be Rude To An Arab
Monty Python
97. Third Reich 'N' Roll
The Residents
98. Harry You're a Beast
The Mothers of Invention
99. Ribump Ba Bap Dum Dum
Jefferson Airplane
100. Revolution #9
The Beatles
Monty Python
13. Swastikas On Parade
The Residents
14. G Man Hoover
Van Dyke Parks
15. Bow Tie Daddy
The Mothers of Invention
16. Eric The Half A Bee
Monty Python
17. Bald Headed End of a Broom
Kaleidoscope
18. Boogie
John Hartford
19. Sold To The Highest Buddha
Gong
20. My Home Town
Tom Lehrer
21. The Dust Blows Forward 'N' The Dust Blows Back
Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band
22. The Minotaur's Song
The Incredible String Band
23. The Duji Song
The Holy Modal Rounders
24. The Toonerville Trolley
The Electric Prunes
25. Several Species of Small Furry Animals
Pink Floyd
26. Jesus Was Way Cool
King Missile
27. The American Way of Love
United States of America
28. Since His Penis Came Between Us
John Hiatt
29. Are You Hung Up?
The Mothers of Invention
30. Mad John
Small Faces
31. Dali's Car
Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band
32. Policeman's Ball
Spirit
33. Berkshire Poppies
Traffic
34. I Got It From Agnes
Tom Lehrer
35. Sit On My Face
Month Python
36. You're a Good Man Albert Brown
Dukes of Stratosphere
37. Sdrawkcab Klat (Talk Backwards)
Steve Goodman
38. Lawrence Of Euphoria
Alexander 'Skip' Spence
39. Let's Talk Dirty In Hawaiian
John Prine
40. APH. 'P's Advice
Gong
41. Hot House of Omagarashid
The Yardbirds
42. Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
The Mothers of Invention
43. Street Singer
Clear Light
44. Smack Your Lips/Clap Your Teeth
The Residents
45. There Ain't No Santa Claus On The Evenin' Stage
Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band
46. The Spider Bite Song
The Flaming Lips
47. Hot Poop
The Mothers of Invention
48. The Vegetable Song
Steve Goodman
49. I'm The Urban Spaceman
Bonzo Dog Band
50. A Small Package of Value Will Come To You Shortly
Jefferson Airplane
51. Jollity Farm
Bonzo Dog Band
52. Ah, Sunflower Weary of Time
The Fugs
53. Hope I Never Find Me There
Traffic
54. Big Ted
The Incredible String Band
55. The Gravity Car
Olivia Tremor Control
56. My Marge
The Move
57. I Bet They Won't Play This On The Radio
Monty Python
58. Unidentified Flying Being
Steve Hillage
59. Go Where You Wanna Go
The Residents
60. Three Jolly Little Dwarfs
Tomorrow
61. The STP Song
The Holy Modal Rounders
62. America Drinks & Goes Home
The Mothers of Invention
63. A Concise British Alphabet Pt 1
The Soft Machine
64. She Don't Use Jelly
The Flaming Lips
65. A Bird In The Cage
Jules Shear
66. CTA 102
The Byrds
67. ZZ Top Goes To Egypt
Camper Van Beethoven
68. Antwerp's Placebo
The Grateful Dead
69. The Saga of Sydney Spacepig
Jefferson Airplane
70. Fruitcake Makes Me Puke
Bill Engvall
71. Dr Jazz
Bonzo Dog Band
72. Fish
Steve Hillage
73. Way Back In The 1960's
The Incredible String Band
74. I Let My Daddy Do That
Holly Golightly
75. Beasht Inshide
Viv Stanshall
76. Good Wizzard, Naughty Wizzard
Aquarian Age
77. They Laughed When I Sat Down at The Piano
Egg
78. Rawlison End
Bonzo Dog Band
79. Only The Strange Remain
Mickey Hart
80. Mutant Stomp
The Fugs
81. Hog of The Forsaken
Michael Hurley
82. A Cautionary Song
The Decemberists
83. Jacksonville
Sufjan Stevens
84. Hunting Tigers Out In 'Indiah'
Bonzo Dog Band
85. Ali Baba's Camel
Bonzo Dog Band
86. Bad Trip
Fifty Foot Hose
87. Call Any Vegetable
The Mothers of Invention
88. Say Hello To Jamie
The Red Crayola
89. Why Don't You Eat Carrots
Faust
90. Kiss My Ass
Country Joe McDonald
91. Serial Girlfriend
Holly Golightly
92. Salesman
Maitreya Kali
93. Two Headed Boy
Neutral Milk Hotel
94. Happy Rolling Cowboy
The Holy Modal Rounders
95. The Mad Hatter's Song
The Incredible String Band
96. Never Be Rude To An Arab
Monty Python
97. Third Reich 'N' Roll
The Residents
98. Harry You're a Beast
The Mothers of Invention
99. Ribump Ba Bap Dum Dum
Jefferson Airplane
100. Revolution #9
The Beatles
101. Vaseline and Afrosheen
Crazy Mary
102. The Elements
Tom Lehrer
103. Ooby-Scooby Doomsday or The D-Day DJ's Got The DDT Blues
Gong
104. Captain Goatcabin's Balancing Stallions
Humble Pie
105. When The **** Hits The Fan
Crazy Mary
106. Poisoning Pigeons In The Park
Tom Lehrer
107. Church League Softball Fistfight
Tom Wilson
108. I Heard The Voice of a Porkchop
Michael Hurley
109. Naked If I Want To
Moby Grape
110. Heaven On A Technicality
Tom Wilson
111. Grandma's White LeBaron
Chip Taylor
112. I Want My Mommy
NRBQ
113. Boardin' House Pie
NRBQ
114. Grandma Wontcha Smoke Some Marijuana
John Hartford
115. Ben Crawley Steel Company
The Move
116. !@#*
Rusted Root
117. You're Breakin' My Heart
Harry Nilsson
118. Seaside Rendezous
Queen
119. Bring Back That Leroy Brown
Queen
120. The Millionaire Waltz
Queen
121. An Acceptable Level of Ecstasy
Lyle Lovett
122. Frog In The Window
Pearls Before Swine
123. Margaret-Tiger Rug
Alexander 'Skip' Spence
124. Cockroaches On Parade
Steve Goodman
125. Watchin' Joey Glow
Steve Goodman
126. Dr Bernice
Cracker
127. The Legionaires Lament
The Decemberists
128. The Day Lassie Went To The Moon
Camper Van Beethoven
129. When I Win The Lottery
Camper Van Beethoven
130. Screw You, We're From Texas
Ray Wylie Hubbard
131. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips at Night, That Chew Your Ass All Day
The Notorious Cherry Bombs
132. Bright Suburban Mr and Mrs Clean Machine
Country Joe & The Fish
133. Help I'm a Rock
West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band
134. The Lady is a Tramp
Paul Kossoff
135. A Simple Desultory Philippic
Simon & Garfunkel
136. Molly Anderson's Cookery
The Artwoods
137. I'm Looking for a Saxophonist doubling french horn wearing size 37 boots
The Artwoods
138. Phlakaton
National Health
139. Hup Hup Spiral
Roy Harper
140. Lord Chancellor's Nightmare Song
Todd Rundgren
141. In and Out The Chakra's We Go
Todd Rundgren
142. Drunken Blue Rooster
Todd Rundgren
143. Hi Desert Biker Meth Lab
Cracker
Crazy Mary
102. The Elements
Tom Lehrer
103. Ooby-Scooby Doomsday or The D-Day DJ's Got The DDT Blues
Gong
104. Captain Goatcabin's Balancing Stallions
Humble Pie
105. When The **** Hits The Fan
Crazy Mary
106. Poisoning Pigeons In The Park
Tom Lehrer
107. Church League Softball Fistfight
Tom Wilson
108. I Heard The Voice of a Porkchop
Michael Hurley
109. Naked If I Want To
Moby Grape
110. Heaven On A Technicality
Tom Wilson
111. Grandma's White LeBaron
Chip Taylor
112. I Want My Mommy
NRBQ
113. Boardin' House Pie
NRBQ
114. Grandma Wontcha Smoke Some Marijuana
John Hartford
115. Ben Crawley Steel Company
The Move
116. !@#*
Rusted Root
117. You're Breakin' My Heart
Harry Nilsson
118. Seaside Rendezous
Queen
119. Bring Back That Leroy Brown
Queen
120. The Millionaire Waltz
Queen
121. An Acceptable Level of Ecstasy
Lyle Lovett
122. Frog In The Window
Pearls Before Swine
123. Margaret-Tiger Rug
Alexander 'Skip' Spence
124. Cockroaches On Parade
Steve Goodman
125. Watchin' Joey Glow
Steve Goodman
126. Dr Bernice
Cracker
127. The Legionaires Lament
The Decemberists
128. The Day Lassie Went To The Moon
Camper Van Beethoven
129. When I Win The Lottery
Camper Van Beethoven
130. Screw You, We're From Texas
Ray Wylie Hubbard
131. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips at Night, That Chew Your Ass All Day
The Notorious Cherry Bombs
132. Bright Suburban Mr and Mrs Clean Machine
Country Joe & The Fish
133. Help I'm a Rock
West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band
134. The Lady is a Tramp
Paul Kossoff
135. A Simple Desultory Philippic
Simon & Garfunkel
136. Molly Anderson's Cookery
The Artwoods
137. I'm Looking for a Saxophonist doubling french horn wearing size 37 boots
The Artwoods
138. Phlakaton
National Health
139. Hup Hup Spiral
Roy Harper
140. Lord Chancellor's Nightmare Song
Todd Rundgren
141. In and Out The Chakra's We Go
Todd Rundgren
142. Drunken Blue Rooster
Todd Rundgren
143. Hi Desert Biker Meth Lab
Cracker
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Edited By: Rick Varner
Last Updated: 2013-02-21