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How To Identify
Where A Driver Is From

Have you ever noticed the strange way some people drive? And could you guess where they're from?
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Where A Driver Is From
  1. One hand on wheel,
    one hand on horn:
      CHICAGO
  2. One hand on wheel,
    middle finger out window:
      NEW YORK
  3. One hand on wheel,
    middle finger out window,
    cutting across all lanes of traffic:
      NEW JERSEY
  4. One hand on wheel,
    one hand on newspaper,
    foot solidly on accelerator
      BOSTON
  5. One hand on wheel,
    one hand on nonfat
    double decaf cappuccino,
    cradling cell phone,
    brick on accelerator,
    gun in lap:
      LOS ANGELES
  6. Both hands on wheel,
    eyes shut,
    both feet on brake,
    quivering in terror:
    OHIO,
    but driving in
      CALIFORNIA
  7. One hand on 12oz. double shot latte,
    one knee on wheel,
    cradling cell phone,
    foot on brake,
    mind on radio game,
    banging head on steering wheel
    while stuck in traffic:
      SEATTLE
  8. One hand on wheel,
    one hand on hunting rifle,
    alternating between both feet
    being on the accelerator
    and both feet on brake,
    throwing McDonald's
    bag out the window:
      TEXAS
  9. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck,
    shotgun mounted in rear window,
    beer cans on floor,
    squirrel tails attached to antenna:
      OKLAHOMA
  10. Two hands gripping wheel,
    blue hair barely
    visible above windshield,
    driving 35 on the Interstate
    in the left lane
    with the left blinker on:
      FLORIDA
  11. Both hands in air,
    gesturing,
    both feet on accelerator,
    head turned to talk to
    someone in back seat:
      ITALY