- Candy, is dandy, but Liquor, is quicker.
- If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
- A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick
and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
- Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
- Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
- I think that I shall never see
A billboard as lovely as a tree.
Perhaps unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
- Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed.
He watched the ads
And not the road.
- Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
- I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
- There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.
- The bronx? No thonx.
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