"Come to Ohio State, young recruit, and you'll be the next LeBron James."

A.K.A. it's fucking dumb.

Are you an A&M fan?

This was a joke btw

They gave up 327 rushing yards to BYU


Thank god it's halftime! Time to regroup lol.

texas regrouped at halftime and only allowed 214 more rushing yards. mack brown is known for his halftime adjustments. he should probably get a raise and a contract extension.

kids are fucking starving and mack brown gets $5,000,000 for this shit. that's fucking criminal. he should donate his salary to charity or use it to open a homeless shelter.

but now i think it's 100% clear that mack brown can't do really well unless he has an amazing QB to carry the team, a la colt mccoy or VY. after almost a decade of those two the fanbase was led to believe that mack brown was a top tier coach who was very instrumental in the program's success during that run. but he really just benefited from the fortuitousness of signing VY and lucking the fuck out with colt mccoy (like seriously winning the lottery with him. what are the fucking chances an unheard of kid from tuscola achieves that kind of success - 45 wins and all of his records? and it made mack millions. so he won the lottery by signing colt). they did alright with chris simms one year too i guess. he should pay down all of VY's debt's because he wouldn't even still be coaching here if it wasn't for him. and then he should donate half of his salary to colt mccoy who probably gets paid jackshit in san francisco as kaeparnick's backup. they're the only reasons he has a job and the athletic department is delusional enough to think that he can achieve success again without finding another all-time great QB.

I didn't get to watch the A&M game, but hahahahahaha Texas. Oh, Longhorns. I laugh at you but I know how you feel. You'll get it together eventually. The entire Big XII is shitty. Time to embrace destiny people. Baylor is going to win the Big 12, and it's going to be sublime. God I can't wait for OU-Texas. I'm gonna be sad to see Mack Brown go. Bobby Petrino is going to win a lot of games at USC or Texas. Southern Miss has not won a game in 623 calendar days. Also that Gardner Sack->Safety->Pick 6 was the most hilariously awful play I have ever seen.

if texas didn't just embarrassed by BYU, i would be laughing at A&M for letting sam houston state score 28 and rice 35. because no one gets to make fun of texas except texas fans. if sumlin had any balls he'd bench manziel for more than 2 quarters against rice, but then you'd be a 6-6 team again and he'd have some explaining.

mack probably probably won't go anyways. like i said he gets raises on days like these. and texas wouldn't hire bobby fucking petrino lol. the only way mack goes is if OU wins by 50 again. i would have said it won't happen because OU has a one-dimensional offense now, and even that dimension isn't very good. but after what BYU did to them with a one-dimensional offense and QB with a damn kneebrace... manny diaz at the very least should have the decency to resign. he holds like every record for defensive futility at texas now.

at least michigan won despite that hilarious wtflol play. i don't think i've ever seen a 0-yard pick 6 before that didn't involve a deflection.

Yeah Michigan and Gardner played pretty well except for that play. That play was awful. Oh well. You take the good with the bad, I guess. He put up 41 points on a defense that Michigan put up 6 points on last year.

at least BYU didn't roll over him for 550 yards on the ground in knee braces. it's just hard for me to wrap my mind around that statistic. alabama will give up that many yards on the ground in half of a fucking season. i feel so bitter right now. sorry everyone for filling this page with negative vibes. i'll stop.

Considering Purdue is still my primary team I have very little sympathy for you. We got blown out by Cincinnati and just barely beat an FCS school at home.

Texas just hired Greg Robinson. Michigan fans are cackling with glee.

An improvement on manny Diaz. Robinson was at Texas in 2004 as well. He was already on campus this season a an analyst or something. But damn what a wasted offseason. Could've just fired manny and got a new coordinator with a Fresh start. There's always next season. 51 weeks and counting.

Texas won't hire Petrino. It is going to be funny when Sumlin jumps to the NFL next year leaving A&M to rebuild again

Macks going to get a promotion to AD.

Oh and both PI calls to extend Michigan's drives at the end were horseshit.

This statement is stupendously wrong, especially on the second one.