Criteria: Are you kidding? This is a totally subjective & fun list and as such makes no claim of an official nature. The list was assembled from a broad perspective of the famous, semi-famous and in a few cases the never should have been famous songs.
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Last Updated: 2013-02-21
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1. Bird Song - The Holy Modal Rounders
2. I Won't Leave My Wooden Wife For You - United States of America
3. Death Cab For Cutie - Bonzo Dog Band
4. Eat That Phone Book Coda - Gong
5. You Just Want Meat - Jackson Browne
6. Brown Shoes Don't Make It - The Mothers of Invention
7. The Old Dope Peddler - Tom Lehrer
8. Beatle Bones 'N' Smokin Stones - Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band
9. Sat D-Y BarFly - Family
10. You Never Blow Yr Trip - Gong
11. Our Drummer Always Plays In The Nude - West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band
12. Spam Song - Monty Python
13. Swastikas On Parade - The Residents
14. G Man Hoover - Van Dyke Parks
15. Bow Tie Daddy - The Mothers of Invention
16. Eric The Half A Bee - Monty Python
17. Bald Headed End of a Broom - Kaleidoscope
18. Boogie - John Hartford
19. Sold To The Highest Buddha - Gong
20. My Home Town - Tom Lehrer
21. The Dust Blows Forward 'N' The Dust Blows Back - Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band
22. The Minotaur's Song - The Incredible String Band
23. The Duji Song - The Holy Modal Rounders
24. The Toonerville Trolley - The Electric Prunes
25. Several Species of Small Furry Animals - Pink Floyd
26. Jesus Was Way Cool - King Missile
27. The American Way of Love - United States of America
28. Since His Penis Came Between Us - John Hiatt
29. Are You Hung Up? - The Mothers of Invention
30. Mad John - Small Faces
31. Dali's Car - Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band
32. Policeman's Ball - Spirit
33. Berkshire Poppies - Traffic
34. I Got It From Agnes - Tom Lehrer
35. Sit On My Face - Month Python
36. You're a Good Man Albert Brown - Dukes of Stratosphere
37. Sdrawkcab Klat (Talk Backwards) - Steve Goodman
38. Lawrence Of Euphoria - Alexander 'Skip' Spence
39. Let's Talk Dirty In Hawaiian - John Prine
40. APH. 'P's Advice - Gong
41. Hot House of Omagarashid - The Yardbirds
42. Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance - The Mothers of Invention
43. Street Singer - Clear Light
44. Smack Your Lips/Clap Your Teeth - The Residents
45. There Ain't No Santa Claus On The Evenin' Stage - Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band
46. The Spider Bite Song - The Flaming Lips
47. Hot Poop - The Mothers of Invention
48. The Vegetable Song - Steve Goodman
49. I'm The Urban Spaceman - Bonzo Dog Band
50. A Small Package of Value Will Come To You Shortly - Jefferson Airplane
51. Jollity Farm - Bonzo Dog Band
52. Ah, Sunflower Weary of Time - The Fugs
53. Hope I Never Find Me There - Traffic
54. Big Ted - The Incredible String Band
55. The Gravity Car - Olivia Tremor Control
56. My Marge - The Move
57. I Bet They Won't Play This On The Radio - Monty Python
58. Unidentified Flying Being - Steve Hillage
59. Go Where You Wanna Go - The Residents
60. Three Jolly Little Dwarfs - Tomorrow
61. The STP Song - The Holy Modal Rounders
62. America Drinks & Goes Home - The Mothers of Invention
63. A Concise British Alphabet Pt 1 - The Soft Machine
64. She Don't Use Jelly - The Flaming Lips
65. A Bird In The Cage - Jules Shear
66. CTA 102 - The Byrds
67. ZZ Top Goes To Egypt - Camper Van Beethoven
68. Antwerp's Placebo - The Grateful Dead
69. The Saga of Sydney Spacepig - Jefferson Airplane
70. Fruitcake Makes Me Puke - Bill Engvall
71. Dr Jazz - Bonzo Dog Band
72. Fish - Steve Hillage
73. Way Back In The 1960's - The Incredible String Band
74. I Let My Daddy Do That - Holly Golightly
75. Beasht Inshide - Viv Stanshall
76. Good Wizzard, Naughty Wizzard - Aquarian Age
77. They Laughed When I Sat Down at The Piano - Egg
78. Rawlison End - Bonzo Dog Band
79. Only The Strange Remain - Mickey Hart
80. Mutant Stomp - The Fugs
81. Hog of The Forsaken - Michael Hurley
82. A Cautionary Song - The Decemberists
83. Jacksonville - Sufjan Stevens
84. Hunting Tigers Out In 'Indiah' - Bonzo Dog Band
85. Ali Baba's Camel - Bonzo Dog Band
86. Bad Trip - Fifty Foot Hose
87. Call Any Vegetable - The Mothers of Invention
88. Say Hello To Jamie - The Red Crayola
89. Why Don't You Eat Carrots - Faust
90. Kiss My Ass - Country Joe McDonald
91. Serial Girlfriend - Holly Golightly
92. Salesman - Maitreya Kali
93. Two Headed Boy - Neutral Milk Hotel
94. Happy Rolling Cowboy - The Holy Modal Rounders
95. The Mad Hatter's Song - The Incredible String Band
96. Never Be Rude To An Arab - Monty Python
97. Third Reich 'N' Roll - The Residents
98. Harry You're a Beast - The Mothers of Invention
99. Ribump Ba Bap Dum Dum - Jefferson Airplane
100. Revolution #9 - The Beatles
101. Vaseline and Afrosheen - Crazy Mary
102. The Elements - Tom Lehrer
103. Ooby-Scooby Doomsday or The D-Day DJ's Got The DDT Blues - Gong
104. Captain Goatcabin's Balancing Stallions - Humble Pie
105. When The **** Hits The Fan - Crazy Mary
106. Poisoning Pigeons In The Park - Tom Lehrer
107. Church League Softball Fistfight - Tom Wilson
108. I Heard The Voice of a Porkchop - Michael Hurley
109. Naked If I Want To - Moby Grape
110. Heaven On A Technicality - Tom Wilson
111. Grandma's White LeBaron - Chip Taylor
112. I Want My Mommy - NRBQ
113. Boardin' House Pie - NRBQ
114. Grandma Wontcha Smoke Some Marijuana - John Hartford
115. Ben Crawley Steel Company - The Move
116. !@#* - Rusted Root
117. You're Breakin' My Heart - Harry Nilsson
118. Seaside Rendezous - Queen
119. Bring Back That Leroy Brown - Queen
120. The Millionaire Waltz - Queen
121. An Acceptable Level of Ecstasy - Lyle Lovett
122. Frog In The Window - Pearls Before Swine
123. Margaret-Tiger Rug - Alexander 'Skip' Spence
124. Cockroaches On Parade - Steve Goodman
125. Watchin' Joey Glow - Steve Goodman
126. Dr Bernice - Cracker
127. The Legionaires Lament - The Decemberists
128. The Day Lassie Went To The Moon - Camper Van Beethoven
129. When I Win The Lottery - Camper Van Beethoven
130. Screw You, We're From Texas - Ray Wylie Hubbard
131. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips at Night, That Chew Your Ass All Day - Notorious Cherry Bombs
132. Bright Suburban Mr and Mrs Clean Machine - Country Joe & The Fish
133. Help I'm a Rock - West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band
134. The Lady is a Tramp - Paul Kossoff
135. A Simple Desultory Philippic - Simon & Garfunkel
136. Molly Anderson's Cookery - The Artwoods
137. I'm Looking for a Saxophonist doubling french horn wearing size 37 boots - Artwoods
138. Phlakaton - National Health
139. Hup Hup Spiral - Roy Harper
140. Lord Chancellor's Nightmare Song - Todd Rundgren
141. In and Out The Chakra's We Go - Todd Rundgren
142. Drunken Blue Rooster - Todd Rundgren
143. Hi Desert Biker Meth Lab - Cracker
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